Which animal do you look more like, a bear or stallion? No, I’m not talking about their physique. I’m wondering about body hair. Are you hairy like a bear or sleek like a stallion?

Body hair on a man is culturally changing. Back in the day, you could be a hairy, unkempt male and everything was okay. Today, not so much. You don’t have to shave your extremities yet (unless you’re in certain sports) but you do need to stay groomed.

When you’re young, you need to keep your facial hair either shaved or trimmed. You also need to keep your eyebrows trimmed, if you’re like a bear. If you have a unibrow, pluck or wax it.

When you get older, you need to do the same things as when younger and add keeping your nose hairs trimmed and your ear hairs trimmed inside and plucked on the outside. Even though you think these areas aren’t noticeable, they are and reflect on how you take care of yourself.

Your eyebrows at this time in your life need to be trimmed regularly because there’s nothing stranger than a man with long wild brows. Don’t say they’re your trademark. That’s just weird.

For bears of all ages, make sure you always wear an undershirt to shield your chest hair from people.

If you follow these tips on a regular schedule, you can be confident that you’re properly groomed.